Brian Sciacchitano ([info]johnfoozmich) wrote,

Hip commercials

PC: Hi, I'm a PC. I'm a stodgy, well-to-do, middle-aged businessman.

MAC: Hey, I'm a Mac. I'm a 20-something hipster, one shade away from a metrosexual.

PC: What's that you've got there?

MAC: Oh this? It's a slideshow I made of me and my friends playing ultimate frisbee. I even put my favorite Dave Matthews Band songs to it. It was pretty easy, I had all this fun right away.

PC: Oh, that sounds fun... I haven't had time to make slideshows since I've been working on these documents, since I contribute to society.

MAC: Microsoft Word, huh? Um, nice...?

PC: Yeah, I'm sure you think so, since you heavily rely on Microsoft Office now too.

MAC: Whatever you say, now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go have some more fun by taking out the red-eye on my friends with iPhoto.

PC: Okay, and when I'm done with this work, I'll kick back and have fun playing one of the hundreds of games available for PC. What's your favorite game?

MAC: Um, Photoshop?

PC: Not a game.

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[info]somesimbel

August 1 2006, 21:39:40 UTC 5 years ago

priceless. i love it. i'm glad you and i are of the same mind (: (though aren't we usually?)

[info]johnfoozmich

August 2 2006, 00:00:51 UTC 5 years ago

Haha, indeed! I don't have anything against Macs, I just can't stand those commercials.

[info]somesimbel

August 3 2006, 00:49:13 UTC 5 years ago

no, exactly. macs are fine but the commercials are SO stupid

[info]thyestes

August 2 2006, 06:40:23 UTC 5 years ago

I hate Macs and all they represent. The _only_ redeeming quality about them is Microsoft Office for Macs. Great comment. Thank you for helping me destroy the infidels.

(cough, cough)...by the way, my internship at some unnamed software development company in Seattle is going nicely.

[info]johnfoozmich

August 2 2006, 18:04:50 UTC 5 years ago

Got Bias?

[info]sarazeek

August 6 2006, 16:59:46 UTC 5 years ago

you're hilarious. always been funny. always gonna be funny. you're my hero.
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